Why are you reading this? Read one of my other posts, they’re useful, then something funny. The funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet is the Wikipedia article on Xenu, followed by http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm (the 100 laws of Anime physics – sorry, the link system won’t work), http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html  (the Evil Overlord list; short version http://home.xnet.com/~raven/Humor/EvilOverlord.html) and this random one about Chuck Norris: http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

Yes, I am sad.